鲍里斯（伍迪·艾伦 Woody Allen 饰）成长于一个人丁兴旺的俄罗斯大家庭里，高清在诸多的兄弟之中，高清要数他的身板和胆识最为渺小。在鲍里斯的眼中，表姐索嘉（黛安·基顿 Diane Keaton 饰）一直都是缪斯般的存在。可是，索嘉宁愿嫁一个渔夫，也不愿选择鲍里斯。令鲍里斯深受打击的事情远远不止这一件，战争开始了，为了效忠国家，鲍里斯被迫拿起长枪走上了战场。一次偶然中，鲍里斯成为了战斗英雄，荣归故里的他几经波折，居然赢得了此时已成为寡妇的索嘉的芳心，两人组成了人人羡慕的幸福家庭。好景不长，战火再次袭来，拿破仑攻占了莫斯科，鲍里斯必须重回战场。无法忍受离别之苦的索嘉决定一劳永逸——刺杀拿破仑。于是，一对傻头傻脑的夫妻带上他们的猎枪，就这样出发了……
小宝
回复 :来自大犬星的泰迪犬阿怪，带着无限的憧憬和热情想要成为一个真正的ddd。他遇到了人形的变色龙阿妖，他老于世故的颓废哲学，让阿怪对成为什么样的人充满了困惑。阿怪发现阿妖的消极颓废并非与生俱来，而是经历失败之后的悲观所致，于是一起踏上了学习做人的爆笑之旅。二人所追随的大哥甄峟乾甚至为了金钱不惜以身犯险。在令人啼笑皆非的经历之后，他们形成了自己做人的标准。诚实本分的阿怪和阿妖，不断被人利用和欺骗，但始终初心不改。他们果断出手，配合公安将绑架勒索的甄峟乾绳之以法，在救出了心地善良的富家小姐静雯之后默默离开，开始了他们真正的人生旅程。
申成雨
回复 :一名疯狂杀人犯告诉警方他只愿意跟一位1980年代虚构的电视节目警探交谈后，当初饰演警探但现在已过气的演员于是粉墨登场。
尚雯婕
回复 :Living in Tiger Tail County, Mississippi, middle aged Archie Lee Meighan and nineteen year old Baby Doll Meighan née McCargo have been married for close to two years. Their marriage is not based on love, but each getting what they want from the other. Their marriage agreement has them consummating their marriage on her twentieth birthday, which is in three days, the act to which Baby Doll is not really looking forward. But she does taunt him and other men with her overt baby doll sexuality, the baby doll aspect which she fosters by sleeping in their house's nursery in a crib. Baby Doll's now deceased father allowed the marriage on the stipulation that Archie Lee provide Baby Doll financial security as displayed by the most resplendent house in the south. They currently live in a dilapidated mansion with her Aunt Rose Comfort, and although Archie Lee is making some renovations on it, he no longer has the financial means to make it what Baby Doll wants as his cotton ginning ... Written by Huggo
